So this happened today:
Youngest throws a tantrum at the gym during her swimming lesson so we leave early.
She refuses to change so we just run to the car with her in her costume & towel, her still screaming for me to give her back her new shoes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
I refuse so am officially the worst mother ever.
We get in the car, she’s still having a major meltdown so eldest says to her:
“Stop crying, do you want a new mother? Mommy will leave if you don’t stop crying”! (So her ears do work?!?!)
Youngest screams even louder.
Eldest: “Do you want a new mommy or should we keep the old OLD mommy? Stop crying!”
Thank goodness that happened, I was almost about to run away then they would’ve had to get a new mommy!
When did 35 become “old OLD”?