If Moms Designed Plasters! 

My girls love plasters! Love them! My youngest is actually bordering on having haemophobia so I never run out of them. Never!! I’m not exaggerating here.

I, however, am fast running out of excuses, plasters, money to buy more plasters, patience, and wine! I am also sick of the same few plaster prints out there. Even the girls are bored of the same old cartoon characters available in the local stores.

That got me thinking, if I could design my own version of plasters, what would they say? Well, below is a selection of the ‘PC’ version of my imaginary plasters. I call this range:

“If Moms Designed Plasters”

There isn’t even any blood, I just can’t take the whining anymore!


How on earth do I wrap this giant plaster around this tiny finger?


No Blood! No Plaster!


Oh shit! I hope this stops bleeding soon!


I can’t actually see anything, but you can have ALL the plasters if you can just stop crying and let me drink my wine in peace!


I’m in the process of patenting this concept and idea so please don’t go out and knick my genius idea!?! That would be super uncool! Anyway … let me know what you think? If you have any other great designs you’d like to see, I’d love to hear them and would definitely credit you.

*All background pictures taken from Pixabay.

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  1. This made me laugh! I actually have 2 sets of plasters: Proper plasters for when it’s really needed… And cheap dollar store ones that the kids can use heaps of when they think they need it ?

  2. I actually ran out of plasters and had a birthday party here on Friday….. heaven forbit because how can a mom with 4 kids not have any plasters???? Especially at a party with 30 kids?’

    Easy…… they use them all the time and when we really need a plaster I’m all out!!!

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    1. ?? I wish … if I could just crawl out from under the pile of laundry, I might be able to find my way there! ?

  4. I’ve worked in healthcare for over 20 years and have seen some pretty amazing innovations over that time but nothing will ever be more impressive than the healing abilities of a band aid on a boo boo #fridayfrolics

  5. Haha! Of all the times I have put plasters on the kids, I think there was an actual cut requiring one maybe once! Thanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics!

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